RANDOM TIP: what not to wear

I have discovered a library a block away from my flat.  Needless to say, I have been reading a lot lately.  So much - they should give me frequent reader miles.  Among such books as "Pride and Prejudice", "The Catcher in The Rye" and "1984", the latest book I have read was "what not to wear" by Trinny Woodall & Susannah Constantine.  Do recommend.  Belong are some of their tips that resonate with me the most.

•  Nehru jackets are for men only.
• Chuck out the clothes that don’t suit you – even if you think of them as old friends.
• Plunging necklines are only for perfect décolleté undamaged by the sun or age.
• Backs are sexy alternative (to no boobs), so keep them shining and exfoliated.
• Any panty line on the rear is revolting.
• Put on an outfit that you feel most confident in and work out why you like it so much. What does it cover and what does it reveal?
• Never wear baggy sacks.
• Deep V-necks cinch in the waist.
• Thick belts around the hips make the waist appear smaller.
• All things double-breasted must be chucked out.
• Tailored coats left undone create the appearance of waist.
• Always wear your hem to the ground when wearing trousers with high heels.
• If you can’t walk in your high heels, they won’t give you confidence.
• No skin tight shiny fabrics.
• Make sure clothes skim rather than cling.
• Don’t wear your belts too tight.
• The only time you can get away with a lot of gold is when it’s in your mouth.
• The longer the distance of flesh to the boobs the longer the neck will look. The more flesh you show on your cleavage, the longer your neck will look.
• Black and brown shows should never be worn with pale outfits.
• Style is wearing something one else has (ever worn). 

The book is filled with many many more.  Please visit your local library.  :)