By the meat cooler, “Hi, you are very beautiful.” Turning around to get a better look and to flash a smile, “Thank you”. Oh god, look away, look the other way, look any other way...
“I have a girlfriend, but can we still be friends?” Ummm, sure, whatever. Hand sigh. Still following me…
“My name is Johnny. So what’s your number?” Oh that’s ok. Keep on trying to walk away. Still following me.
“I have to go now, but can I text you?” “NO!!!” dropping the shopping basket and practically running out of the store. Cursing the shoes.
